So you tried building Ikea furniture and now your relationship is in jeopardy because you don’t read sweedish, because of all the arguing over why are there so many parts left? Your girlfriend kept saying she could just call her father and he could come help you out and you answering NO DAMMIT! I can do this, I’m a man and a manly man at that, I don’t need help! Now your bookshelf is a coffee table, your ego is bruised and you’re questionning your place in this world.

Have no fear, I’m here to help! I’ll show you how to make your own furniture so take a deep breath and let’s do this!